P.S.: I have nothing to do with the horrid abbreviations.

Warning: Reading this post may or may not cause offensive line(s) of thought (Yes, this is where I insert the "too much information" disclaimer).


Okay, so I am convinced I've got a health condition. Not life threatening or anything. Just mildly amusing.

Seeing as I am still too lazy to do an actual full length post, here's a bullet list of more random thoughts for you to enjoy. And yes, I know that by YOU, I mean ME. Anyways-

• Some years past (when I was a fledgling hindi movie addict)- I bet if Yoda was an earthling, he'd be indian. Indian english has backward phrases like "time pass vs pass time" and shortened sentences like "I just wanted to wish you [a happy birthday]" (I swear, I know more but for some reason can't think of any right now. Besides, you know what I mean....right?)                                                                                                                                                            
Some months past- Idiot! (that's me), Yoddha is hindi for Warrior. *face-palm*

Because I really should update this blog but am still too lazy to finish pending posts, here are some of my recent tweet rants.

♫ Lookey what I spotted! ♫

Okay, so I finally watched Company. While it didn't have me raving, I quite enjoyed the movie. Here are some of my thoughts during (but not necessarily about) the movie-

Who knew Abhishek was so tall...