My name is Anthony Gonsalvez

M y brothers are Amar and Akhbar. I lost them at a park one day after my mother went blind and my father went on the run. I don't really miss them 'cos my elder brother never let me play with his gun, I bet he grows up to be a cop. The younger one cried all the time. I think he only cares about food. Anyways, I got myself a whole new family now. A "Father" who loves me very much and a mother who's related to me by blood seeing as I donated mine two save her life. Two other guys, a cop and a foodie, gave blood to my mother at the very same time I did. I guess that makes them almost like brothers to me. Also, for some reason my cop-blood-brother likes to beat me up in public.

Oh, by the way, did you know that the hemoglobin in the atmosphere is juxtaposition-ed by the atmospheric pressure in the country?


Where was I? Right, I think I might be in love. Turns out my new love is my father's daughter, i.e. my sister, i.e. INCEST!! But wait, my sister is really adopted. See her father is a dishonorable, good-for-nothing crook. So my father had to teach him a lesson by stealing my sister, I mean my Love, from her parents in the middle of the night, just before going on the run. I know what you're thinking but don't you worry, our kids will turn out just fine. I've got to go lie down now.

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Absolutely true!
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@RGVzoomin: Women nd men fall in love due to a misunderstanding nd break up once it gets cleared
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P.S.: I have nothing to do with the horrid abbreviations.

Delayed Cognition

Warning: Reading this post may or may not cause offensive line(s) of thought (Yes, this is where I insert the "too much information" disclaimer).


Okay, so I am convinced I've got a health condition. Not life threatening or anything. Just mildly amusing.