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My name is Anthony Gonsalvez

M y brothers are Amar and Akhbar. I lost them at a park one day after my mother went blind and my father went on the run. I don't really miss them 'cos my elder brother never let me play with his gun, I bet he grows up to be a cop. The younger one cried all the time. I think he only cares about food. Anyways, I got myself a whole new family now. A "Father" who loves me very much and a mother who's related to me by blood seeing as I donated mine two save her life. Two other guys, a cop and a foodie, gave blood to my mother at the very same time I did. I guess that makes them almost like brothers to me. Also, for some reason my cop-blood-brother likes to beat me up in public.

Oh, by the way, did you know that the hemoglobin in the atmosphere is juxtaposition-ed by the atmospheric pressure in the country?


Where was I? Right, I think I might be in love. Turns out my new love is my father's daughter, i.e. my sister, i.e. INCEST!! But wait, my sister is really adopted. See her father is a dishonorable, good-for-nothing crook. So my father had to teach him a lesson by stealing my sister, I mean my Love, from her parents in the middle of the night, just before going on the run. I know what you're thinking but don't you worry, our kids will turn out just fine. I've got to go lie down now.

Valentine's Day Treats

Absolutely true!
Amplify’d from twitter.com
@RGVzoomin: Women nd men fall in love due to a misunderstanding nd break up once it gets cleared
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P.S.: I have nothing to do with the horrid abbreviations.

Delayed Cognition

Warning: Reading this post may or may not cause offensive line(s) of thought (Yes, this is where I insert the "too much information" disclaimer).


Okay, so I am convinced I've got a health condition. Not life threatening or anything. Just mildly amusing.

Random thoughts etc....Part Deux

Seeing as I am still too lazy to do an actual full length post, here's a bullet list of more random thoughts for you to enjoy. And yes, I know that by YOU, I mean ME. Anyways-
  • Some years past (when I was a fledgling hindi movie addict)- I bet if Yoda was an earthling, he'd be indian. Indian english has backward phrases like "time pass vs pass time" and shortened sentences like "I just wanted to wish you [a happy birthday]" (I swear, I know more but for some reason can't think of any right now. Besides, you know what I mean....right?)                                                                                                                                                            
  • Some months past- Idiot! (that's me), Yoddha is hindi for Warrior. *face-palm*

Got "Love Story" Fever?

Because I really should update this blog but am still too lazy to finish pending posts, here are some of my recent tweet rants.


Ok, anyone else trying to remain excited about "I hate love stories?"Thu Jun 03 04:10:10 via web

Easily Amused

Lookey what I spotted!

Karan Johar


Company- Musings & Rants

Okay, so I finally watched Company. While it didn't have me raving, I quite enjoyed the movie. Here are some of my thoughts during (but not necessarily about) the movie-



finally watching company- um, filmfare, chandu/vivek does not seem like a supporting character to me.....Sun Apr 18 00:59:26 via web

Chalo, he'll have been up against Aamir Khan that year so I guess an award for the wrong category is better than losing for the right oneSun Apr 18 01:04:14 via web